Since we’re all going to be watching the CNBC GOP Presidential debate tonight, we might as well have fun doing so. So with that, we made our official drinking game. Will the Rick Perry and Mitt Romney show be over shadowed with the Herman Cain accusations? Who knows, but we’ll be screaming at the TV 9-9-9!!
You might already be familiar with our State Of The Union drinking game, this one is tailored specifically for tonight. I bring you the Republican GOP Debate Drinking Game!
2011 Republican GOP Debate Drinking Game
HERMAN CAIN
Drink every time Herman Cain denies any sexual harassment allegations.
Drink every time Herman Cain says “NINE-NINE-NINE” then yell 9-9-9!
Drink if Herman Cain makes a Pizza Analogy.
Drink if Herman Cain uses the third person to talk about himself.
Drink 3 if Cain shows up in a double breasted suit (with 3 buttons).
MITT ROMNEY
Drink if Mitt Romney talks about his Dad’s work at AMC Motor Company
Drink if Mitt Romney touches the person next to him.
Take a drink every time Romney demeans Perry.
Chug full Beer if Mitt Romney makes reference to DeLorean or Back to the Future.
RICK PERRY
Drink if Perry brings up “Romney Care”.
Drink every time Perry uses the phrase “In Texas”.
POUND your beer if Rick Perry uses the word “secede”.
JOHN HUNTSMAN
Drink full beer if Huntsman uses an expletive (or Mormon equivalent quasi expletive.)
Drink beer if Huntsman refers to the number of times he’s “served his country”
Take a drink every time Huntsman says China.
Drink if he talks about his daughters’ video.
Huntsman uses an economic term the general public can’t understand. (He loves the vertical integration chant)
MICHELLE BACHMANN
Drink for every time she talks about her 20+ foster children
Drink if she notes about being a federal tax lawyer.
Chug if she claims “accomplishments” in Congress.
Take a drink every time Bachmann says “one term president.”
NEWT GINGRICH
Drink 2 if he does a good joke.
Drink if he acknowledges his Wife / Tiffany’s.
Drink if Gingrich attacks the moderator.
RON PAUL
Drink if he mentions the US Federal Reserve.
Drink if he says anything that is said in apocalyptic terms.
Drink if Ron Paul calls Herman Cain an “insider”.
RICK SANTORUM
Take a drink every time Santorum interrupts another candidate.
Take a drink every time Santorum complains or grimaces.
GARY JOHNSON
Drink a full beer if Gary Johnson even gets to debate.
ADDITIONAL DRINKS
Drink If they take a Jab at Obama
Drink full beer if either Romney or Huntsman use the word “Mormon”
Drink if they mention “Occupy Movement”
Drink even more if there are claims “Occupy” is a result of Obama
Drink if someone mentions Wall Street
Take a drink every time a candidate suggests repealing ObamaCare as an economic solution.
You got a rule we should add? Let us know in the comment section below, we’ll update through the day!
1. Whenever Romney utters a polished chuckle to supress the desire to kill a fellow candidate
2. Whenever Perry obviously mispronounces a word (e.g. nuclear as “nook-a-lure”)
3. Whenever the moderator gets flustered and orders them to answer a question or shut up
4. Whenever a candidate brings up Romney hiring illegal immigrants (note: for those gaming with a variety of spirits, this particular shot calls for tequila.)
every time they say “establishment” drink a shot of your oldest, change-averse scotch
Rule Addition: Drink 5 if they mention the “middle class” (they don’t)