It’s the end of January, and you know what that means: State of the Union Drinking game!. The time we get together with our friends, crack open some beers, and gather around the television for another “Mr Speaker, the President of the United States…” introduction. Who knows, this may be President Obama’s final address (Newt did win South Carolina). So in the spirit of Politics, we bring you the 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game.
The 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game
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Every time Barack Obama mentions bi-partisanship, everybody has 1 drink.
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If either Vice President Biden or the Speaker of the House Boehner is seen nodding off on camera, everyone needs to yell at the tv “Wake Up” and drink 1.
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If the President acknowledges our troops in Afghanistan, sing God Bless America and drink 1.
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If the President acknowledges YOUR member of congress, drink 2!
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If the President says America is good, but could be better, drink 1.
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If the President mentions his “friends across the aisle” drink 1.
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If the president mentions “Occupy Wall Street” or “Wall Street”, drink 1 and yell “Down with the Man”.
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If the President relates a touching heartfelt story of a supporter who was denied a health care, everyone drink 1!
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If the President mention’s his wife, Michelle, drink 1!
Drink 2 if he mentions her “guns” |
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Drink 1 if the President mentions “Tightening our belts”
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If the Democrats give the President a standing obviation, the Republicans have to drink 1.
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If the Republicans give the President a standing protest, the Democrats have to drink 3.
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If the camera shows Nancy Pelosi not happy, drink 1!
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If the camera shows Mitch McConnell actually crack (or a hint) a smile, drink 3!
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If someone yells something obscene or inappropriate, like “You Lie!”, pound the rest of your beer!
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If the President mention’s Millionaire or Billionare, Drink 2 with your pinky finger in the air. (Submitted by Dan)
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If the phrase "Let me be clear" is said, drink 1 (Submitted by Peter)
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Think we should add your rule? Let us know in the comment section below!
ClotureGirl interviews The Cribline 
“If the President mentions his “friends across the isle” drink 1.”
So, like, his friends in Hawaii?
Jordan – Many members of congress use the phrase Friends across to aisle to say the opposite political party.
No, they say “friends across the aisle.” We’re on a hill, not an isle.
It’s okay Jordan, I thought it was funny
I think they were talking about england
Every time you hear his hand hit the podium, drink 1.
Every time the President says “Let me be clear” – drink 1
Good one Peter
If the President mentions “fair or fairness” – Drink 1
If he says it in the same sentence with “millionaire & billionaires” – Drink 2 (with your pinky finger in the air)
If the President mentions the :middle class” – drink one if your household income is$50, but$250K, buy everyone in the room a case of beer.
wow, symbols don’t post well … should have read household income less than $50K drink 1, greater than $50K but less than $250K, drink two. Greater than $250K – Buy everyone a case of beer…
Drink one every time he turns to the other teleprompter. Drink two every time he says “fair”. You should be inebriated in NO TIME!
Everytime he says “Shared Sacrifice” drink 2.