We would like to congratulate Secretary of State John Kerry on his confirmation. In his honor, much like we did Obama, we’ve put together a list of the many faces of John Kerry.
No. You’re the man!
Are you kidding me? Safeway is creating their own ketchup line?
I don’t think I look like Lurch from Addams family.
O.M.G! It’s Elton John!
Look into my eyes and tell me that again.
I agree. As your Secretary of State, I promise to bring the real Men in Black to the team.
What? This is my poker face.
I’m John Kerry and I give this party TWO thumbs up!
What are you doing? Don’t tase him bro!
Ohh my! Your hair smells like ketchup!
Dude! You should have seen the other guy leave the bar.
Look Oprah! No juicing here.
Yes, I look forward to working with you as Secretary of State.
I meet Elton John. Dreamy!
The Throw Back John Kerry