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BJ Schwartz (@BJSchwartz ), aka “The Citizen,” is a Stanford-trained attorney who forsook his legal career in Manhattan to write and make movies in beautiful, soul-crushing Los Angeles. His first short film, “Wolves in the Woods,” was a substantial critical success — playing at dozens of the nation’s top festivals and garnering him praise and awards along the way. The film business, however, has it’s downtimes, and it is in these that BJ harkens back to his college days doing improv comedy in Chicago and updates his political satire blog “Citizen Schwartz.” * * Enjoy more Citizen Schwartz Satire at CitizenSchwartz.com * * * * Follow The Citizen on twitter at @citizenschwartz * * * * And become a fan on Facebook at facebook.com/citizenschwartz * *